Secure your ticket to the most prestigious evening of carbo-loading, questionable dance moves, and legally-binding fines.
For just R300, you get food, drinks, friends who run too much, and memories you’ll only half remember.
This ticket includes:
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🍕 Unlimited pizza (because runners only eat in slices and kilometers)
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🍷 4 drinks to loosen the hamstrings and the truth
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🤶 Theme to be announced – but let’s be honest, you’ll ignore it and wear short shorts anyway
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💸 Access to the famous Faku Fines Meeting (bring cash, shame is expensive)
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🎤 Laughs, chirps, and one or two speeches no one asked for
Warning: Side effects may include happiness, carbo-bloating, and entering Comrades again “for vibes.”